Katy Perry and Bruno Mars help prove my point that you should never listen to the lyrics of pops songs.  Read More →

You might not enjoy The 12 Days of Christmas song quite as much after you hear from this guy who actually received all of those insane gifts.  Apparently his significant other has a thing for birds.  Read More →

Spurn, the New York-based sketch group Rob writes for, is returning to the stage! On Thursdays in November and Fridays in December,  Read More →

What’s that, Brooklyn? You say you want another full evening of musical hilarity at the Bell House’s Frontier Room? You got it!  Read More →

Sometime last night the Pachelbel Rant got its ten millionth view! I’m really grateful to everyone who has watched it and shared it with friends, thank you!  Read More →

In this era of body mods and tattoos I figured I’d go one step further and have a couple of pins installed in my hand.  Read More →

I always thought it was a little weird that James Blunt wrote that song “Beautiful” to someone he never met  Read More →

He’s got coke so he gets the girl…  Read More →

We here at RobPRocks Industries are mourning the loss of a very valuable and longtime member of our team, namely my roadmobile, The ‘Vic.  Read More →

For the first time ever, I’ll perform a headlining set in Brooklyn! On Monday, May 23rd, I’ll hit the stage at the Bell House‘s Frontier Room  Read More →